oh what people will do

what would make a grown man duct-tape high heels to his feet? has to be something good, right? say, i don't know, perhaps a free vacation? possibly. or some free money - but would have to be enough to make it worth while - $1,000? maybe. OR what about a pair of tickets to see hannah montana in concert? ABSOLUTELY.

yesterday, local radio station held a high heel derby for men only to compete for two tickets to see hannah montana tonight. clearly, it was well worth buying women's size 20 high heels, missing work, standing in the rain, and running in circles for the chance to see billy ray cyrus' daughter perform.

and even worse, people are paying up to $250 PER TICKET to see this kid in concert. she's outselling bruce springsteen for pete's sake.

i mean seriously, what is the world coming to?!?!?! first of all, little kids are going to concerts. secondly, parents are spending a small fortune to get them there. and lastly, the man who brought us achy breaky heart has procreated.

i can't take it any more than that.