dear today show,



i have enjoyed you for a long time...years at this point. you help me get out of bed with your weather and news. i watch you while i fix my hair, while i put on my makeup, even while i eat my breakfast. you bring me al roker (that funny guy) and matt lauer (even though you are going bald) and up-to-date news i could get anywhere else. i didn't even stop watching you when you let katie couric go. i stayed with you, and learned to tolerate meredith veira.

but this morning, today show, you tried my patience. i don't know if i can forgive having this girl on your show. i blame fox for putting her on camera, i blame sanjaya for being a creeper and hugging her, and i blame YOU for making me relive the entire experience over my frosted flakes. i can put up with tom cruise and his antics with lauer, i can put up with you clowns standing in the street telling bad jokes, and i can even put up with you sticking ann curry behind a desk. but this i cannot look past.

i'm not sure that you know it, but you ARE a news show. you are really supposed to talk about news. and though i do enjoy the occasional martha stewart visit or celeb gos, this demented little girl is not news. it is a ploy, and i'm not convinced she wasn't on drugs.

get your act together - or i'll move on to good morning america, and i'll never look back.

yours,

erin